1. You have a Costco membership.
2. You have an Amazon Prime account.
3. You don’t complain about cleaning the lint trap, you just do it, because that is the world you live in.
4. All music will either be too loud or too soft.
5. You regularly look at the fiber content of your cereal.
5a. The day you found out Frosted Mini Wheats were kind of good for you, you rejoiced.